We Come In Peace

There are two very large “objects” near the back of our house that may or may not be linked to extraterrestrials.  It’s a mystery I tell ya!  Go ahead and call the NSA, FBI, CIA, and anybody else you can think of.  This area needs to be sealed up like Area 51.

Okay, so maybe I’m being a little dramatic, but what’s new?  Would you like to take a glance at the suspects?  Enter exhibit #1.




I kid you not, this thing is HUGE… and very ugly.  That’s why I’m thinking it has something to do with aliens.  If it still works, it’s probably sending the aliens signal right now telling them that a human species has moved into the house.  Watch your back J.C.!  They are on to us.  All jokes aside, I think this was originally placed on planet Earth, in our yard, for the purpose of watching television; however, it’s outdated and has found a new home… the scrapyard.  As soon as J.C. gets a free minute (or 30), we’re going to rip this baby up and haul it off.

The next culprit.  Enter exhibit #2.


So, I’m not really sure how the aliens used this thing.  If I had to guess, the alien pilot hovers the spaceship over this pole and the aliens jump out and slide down the pole like fire fighters.  What do you think?  Maybe I’m wrong, maybe I’m right?  I think the humans used it for television.  Things sure have come a long way haven’t they?  Glad we don’t have to have such massive contraptions to enjoy a little tube these days.

Yep, this extraterrestrial fire pole is “getting the boot” as well.  We will more than likey take them to Road Runner recycling and try to make ourselves a little cash.  Now that’s what I’m talking about!  Cleaning up and moving out.  I’ll document everything and share it with you in another post, that way if you also have alien related artifacts decorating your lawn and house, you’ll know how to discard them without the risk of an alien invasion.

So, do you have a 1,000 foot alien fire pole on the top of your house?  If so, did you know that’s what the thing is used for?  ET PHONE HOME… and leave a comment below.

3 thoughts on “We Come In Peace

  1. They’re both for old satellite! We have one of each in mom and dads back yard too! We use to still use the pole one when I was little

    • We had a tall pole on our house too, but it was a little different. When the t.v. would get scratchy, we would have to go out there and turn it. Isn’t that funny?! The things we did back in the day.

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